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好吧，大卫，看起来有点兴奋。

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瞧，大卫，我告诉过你你在寻找
更好。

3
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我只是感觉有点恶心
好吧。

4
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他认为自己正在经历妊娠疼痛。

5
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告诉他那是不可能的。

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嗯，我不知道，亲爱的。

7
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当我羊水破了的时候，你父亲弄湿了他的羊水
裤子。

8
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哦，嘿，亲爱的，那个三指家伙
在五金店，他问我

9
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为了我的签名。

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哪个三指家伙？他们都没有
下面有全套。

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自从抽奖那件事之后。看，
每个人都想分一杯羹

12
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我没问题。终于我要开始了
听到一些甜言蜜语

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女士们。

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是的，你知道，奶奶做了很多事
最近对我也很好。

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我是说，达琳，学校里的女孩们。
好吧，拿这个。好吧，我当时坐着

16
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那里，旁边有一个空座位
在自助餐厅给我。

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一如既往。

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好的。

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然后凯伦·贝勒坐下来，
苏西·约翰逊肘击了一下

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坐下。

21
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两个女孩打架？那真是太悲伤了。

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这不是悲伤，是愚蠢。这是色情的。

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哦，我得告诉你，最奇怪的
事情也发生在我身上。

24
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我在干洗店，然后
下面那个拥有这个地方的人，他

25
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让我为他祝福
彩票。

26
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你对他说什么了？

27
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童军誓言和几句万福玛利亚，
然后我在它周围挥挥手，你

28
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知道，只是为了表演。

29
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你知道我刚刚意识到什么吗？

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在那只鸭子旁边走来走去
脖子上的箭，我们是最

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兰福德有名的事情。

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你知道杀不死我们的就是制造
我们更强大。

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我们会坚持得更久
中国最大的城墙。

34
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哦，那只拿着鼓的兔子。

35
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如果我赢得了一件事
在等待轮到我的时候，就是这样

36
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每次缺乏降雨，但你也
找点乐子。

37
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我们会取得更好的结果。

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这就是我要说的。

39
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是的，我有任何一天。

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所以，鸭子是这里最著名的东西
兰福德，我们是第二，对吧？

41
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绝对地。鸭子，我们。

42
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我们面前的第二名是什么？

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嗯，这是一个艰难的决定。

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可能是那个脱裤子的家伙
在银行寻找最有趣的家

45
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视频。

46
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天哪，这让我非常生气。你可以
告诉那是完全固定的。

47
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他可能正带着他的
裤子在他屁股下面整个该死的

48
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让你不想保留你的钱
不过，我会告诉你这一点。

49
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那是肯定的。

50
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嘿，我忘了告诉你。

51
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贝基从嘉年华打来电话
男孩们。

52
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她说他们玩得很开心。

53
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我们的小杰瑞赢得了吃馅饼的胜利
比赛。

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神童。

55
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哦，最近有人见过莱昂吗？曾经
自从我们中了彩票，他看起来就像

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地狱。我知道。前几天我见过他。
他看起来像个邋遢的人。我以为他

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是直的。

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他什么时候才能克服这一切？

59
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绝不。只要我还活着就不会。

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我忘了告诉你我遇到了谁。
约翰·麦考德.

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约翰·麦考德.记住？

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校队跑道。他就是那个穿衣服的人
就像 Mod Squad 里的那个人一样。

63
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Mod Squad 中的哪个人？

64
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林克还是白人？你永远不能
记住他的名字。

65
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来吧，罗西娜。你是约翰·麦考德？
我历史上第一次剪乱发？是的，

66
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那个家伙。无论如何，他把我逼到墙角
水果区，他约我出去。仿佛

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彩票与此无关。

68
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但你要去，对吗？是的，我是
去。

69
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嘿，猜猜发生了什么？我。

70
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接到兰福德市长的电话。

71
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他是否想再卖给你一些
安利？

72
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不，实际上，这次他打电话的是
兰福德市市长。

73
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他要我在感恩节骑马
日游行。哇，这是一种荣幸。

74
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是的，就是我和一个老家伙
就像最后一位参加战斗的士兵

75
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在第一次世界大战什么的。

76
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嘿，我希望这个镇上的人不要
把我误认为是安娜·妮可·史密斯和她

77
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老丈夫。

78
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是的，我们确实正在成为
名人。

79
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是的。

80
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这有点不是我想的那样
将会是，你知道吗？

81
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我以为会是这样
更刺激什么的。我不

82
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呃，为什么 Ted Popple 不是
给我们打电话了吗？

83
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不，他已经失去了优势。

84
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好吧，他不是杰里·斯普林格，那是因为
该死的肯定。

85
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杰瑞！杰瑞！

86
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杰瑞！杰瑞！

87
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杰瑞！嘿，我们来谈谈
美国梦。

88
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一份好工作，一个好家。嘿，怎么样
中彩票了吗？

89
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嗯，今晚我的客人就是这么做的。

90
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他们只是来自的普通人
伊利诺伊州兰福德。欢迎

91
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丹·康纳.

92
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哇，1.08 亿美元。

93
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当你得知这个消息时有何感受？

94
00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:45,180
好吧，你必须明白，杰瑞，我
从严重心脏病发作中恢复，或

95
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正如医生所说，心肌梗塞
调用它。

96
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瞧，我参加了我女儿的婚礼，
我想这造成了压力。

97
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另外，我吃了一些培根，黄油，
早餐还有蛋黄酱三明治，

98
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这可能导致了堵塞。

99
00:06:01,710 --> 00:06:04,830
是的，你也忘了告诉我们
你没有从正确的地方开始

100
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得到它就像以前一样
我们稍后到了这里

101
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回到家，一切都那么好，我们
刚刚经历了一场大吵架 就像最糟糕的一场

102
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一直战斗所以我们以为我们会
分手什么的，你知道，但是

103
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一切都很顺利，这太酷了。
我告诉你什么等一下。让我们

104
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放慢一点 我想要的
要知道的是你是怎么找到的

105
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你赢了吗？嗯，我们正在睡觉
是啊

106
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无论如何，她姐姐还是过来了。是的。我的
姐姐进来了，她说，

107
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罗珊娜，罗珊娜。你知道，所以我走了
那里以及一切。

108
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有点让我失去了我的饲料。

109
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对不起，亲爱的。

110
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所以我出去了，她就像，
嘿，你们中了彩票了。我就像，

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chani? Inu mukudziwa, kotero ife tinali ngati
basi.

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kukuwa ndi kunjenjemera ndi kukuchitirani zinthu
dziwani, tinali ndi mapiko aakulu

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kenako mrs anandilumphira pamsana kunalibe
chabwino koma panalibe ngati ena

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nkhani ya momwe oh eya ndili bwino
kufika bwino bwino mwamuna wanga

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mchipatala ndi chirichonse ndi
ankafuna kuti ali mu chipinda chake ndipo

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chabwino ngati sindinachite bwino ndinali basi
kuyesera kusunga malingaliro anga pa zomwe zinali

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zikuyenda chifukwa mukudziwa kuti ndikutanthauza
sindimadziwa ngati mwamuna wanga akumva

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ndinali ngati

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Inde, infarction.

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Ndipo ine ndinali ndikuchita mantha kwambiri
za izo. Kotero, monga, ine ndinali kuyesera basi

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kupha nthawi. Osati kwenikweni kupha nthawi, koma
kungokhala ngati kundichotsapo malingaliro anga, inu

122
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kudandaula za mwamuna wanga. Kotero, ine
ndinatsika ndipo ndinagula lottery iyi

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tikiti. Ndipo ine ndinapanga mtundu wonse uwu
za, mukudziwa, dongosolo la, monga, momwe

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sankhani manambala. Chifukwa, ine
ndinasankha, chabwino, ndinasankha 36 kwa

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Nthawi zina ndinkathira mchere chakudya changa chakuchipatala.

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Ndiyeno 8 kwa chiwerengero cha magalimoto
matikiti omwe ndagula ...

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Kuyimika mu ambulansi yokha.

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Mlongo wanu sanakhudzidwe?

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Inde. Iye ndiye amene, mukudziwa,
anapeza kaye ndipo anatiuza. Bwanji osatero

130
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tikutulutsa sister wako? Nazi
Mlongo wa Roseanne.

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Takulandilani ku

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chiwonetsero. Gawo lanu ndi lotani mu izi
nkhani yosangalatsa?

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Um, pa...

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Monga, ndidasankha manambala atatu,
ndipo adasankha atatu mwa iwo

135
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manambala. Ndiyeno ine ndinali amene ndinawona
kuti tinapambana lottery pa TV.

136
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Kotero ine ndimapita ndikuthamangira kumeneko. ndili ngati,
Roseanne, Roseanne. Ndipo ali ngati,

137
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Ndipo ndili ngati, mukudziwa, tinapambana
lotale. Ndipo iye ali ngati, chiyani? Ndipo ndine

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ayi, tinkafuna kumuuza Dan, koma sitinatero
mukudziwa chifukwa, inu mukudziwa, iye anali nazo

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matenda a mtima.

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Eya, mukuona, ine sindikuyenera kukhala nayo iliyonse
kupsyinjika kapena kukweza chinthu cholemera kapena

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osati chifukwa chinthu chonsecho chikhoza
ingobweranso monga choncho. Choncho auzeni

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zimene unanena za mtima. O, chabwino,
Ndinamuuza mwamuna wanga titapambana ndi

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chirichonse. Ndinamuuza mwamuna wanga, ndinati,
wokondedwa, simuyenera ngakhale kudandaula

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za, mukudziwa, cholembera chanu choyipa
panonso, chifukwa tsopano tapeza zokwanira

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ndikugulireni umodzi wa mtima wa nyani
kumuika. Inde.

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Kuika mtima wa nyani kapena valavu ya nkhumba
kapena sayansi iliyonse yomwe yabwera nayo.

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Kodi munamva bwanji?

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Chabwino, ndinamva kuwawa uku kukwera m'manja mwanga,
mukudziwa.

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Ine ndimapita ndikuthamangira kumeneko, mukudziwa, ndipo ine
auzeni iwo, ndipo iwo ali ngati, hee, inu

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kudziwa.

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Ndiyeno tinakhala mozungulira kwa kanthawi.

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Ndiyeno, o, ine, mwawona, ndinali ngati, ha!

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Eya, Jerry, mukuona, ndinamva chisoni chifukwa ine
ndinali ndi vuto la mtima kwa mwana wanga wamkazi

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ukwati. Ndipo, chabwino, inu mukudziwa, iye anayenera kutero
kukwatiwa. Wokondedwa, musanene zimenezo

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televizioni.

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Kodi lotale yasintha bwanji moyo wanu?

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Kodi lotale yasintha bwanji moyo wanu?

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O, ndili ndi chibwenzi ndi John McCord.

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O, eya, ndipo ife tinali ndi dona kuyambira lero.

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Mmawa wabwino, Amereka. Kathleen Sullivan
anabwera. Anatifunsa mafunso. Tsopano, ndi

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ndi mwana wamkazi wa Ed Sullivan?

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Ine ndikuganiza iye ali, eya.

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Bwanji osangotulutsa ena onse
Banja la Conner? Chabwino, ena onse ndi awa

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banja la Conner.

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O, chabwino, olandiridwa, aliyense, ku
chiwonetsero. Amayi anu, amayi anu apambana $108

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miliyoni. Mukumva bwanji anyamata?

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Ndine mayi wa atsikana, Mayi.
Springer, Mayi Beverly Harris.

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Uyenera kukhala wonyada bwanji.

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Mukudziwa, popeza tili ndi ndalama izi, ine
sikuyenera kukhalanso wa Democrat.

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Mafunso aliwonse? Inde, pitirirani.

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Moni. Ndiye mwapambana ndalama zingati?

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Muyenera kumvetsera kwa iye ndi zomwe iye
akunena za anyamata amenewo, ndipo ayenera

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